CAPTION CONTEST

I can't believe I let you convince me that changing the oil was easier from this angle...

Next time we need to bring more than 1 axle stand!

What do you need a jack stand for?

There must be a drain plug some where ?

Please wash me

Wheres That Vin Number ???

Pass me the chewing gum and bailing wire

GEZZ - I told ya once I told ya twice, this is how you change the plugs !!

I know that screw is around here somewhere..

Spandex under nomex????

speed secrets...maybe no one will notice

Oh mighty spirits please tell me the I haven't destroyed another block. I promise I won't loose my head over this.

Dont worry about it guys, they think we look stupid on the track anyway

So this is were the starter goes

What more do you expect from a guy that wears a hat like that??

We have got to think of a new way to change the spark plugs!!!

nice to see a driver get dirty

careful when you drive that Joe,the next one has 3 wheels and it runs on the sidewalk!

president of the local chapter of the grannydito's

The ladies are running all right, but for some reason not in the right direction!

You'd be smilin too if your race car cost as much to run as this little baby!!

Born to be wild !

Dad, my helmets too big

I think we need to add some wedge.Iit gets a bit aero tight when I get up behind the pace car.

HELP Our cars shrunk when we washed them.

Randy Price finally found a car he could handle!!!

Is that Randys new lejeuene car?

Who needs wings? I'm a breast man myself!

Wings? We don't need no stinking wings!

Trevor the Tornado vs Dave Smith right ?

OK 22, I saw this parking spot first!

Go figure the three guys who never cause any wrecks are all in on one together!!!

See Darren, these cars are at home on the dirt!! See you at Skagit in May.

There's more money gone.

"I was just trying to get to the front of the pack.  It wasn't suppose to end like this"

Did you see that, sprintcars do fly !!!

My, my, my, I thought you saw me, I had the right away!

Can someone please call "Tiger Towing"

Couldn't see ya, my protruding front wing got in the way

Did you see that golfer cross the track?

No, not my baby!

what??? driving by brail isnt good enough?

With wings we can fly......But it's the landing that hurts.....

I thought hurricanes only hit trailer parks.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Oops, the problem was the yellow wasn't bright enough, I couldn't see him.


Geez Paul look at all these people cheering for me!

look mom, I'm a marinette

This car has way to much power I need to go back to my modified!!!!

Whoo! Am I ever dizzy from flying in such tight circles.

"Man, did you see that rabbit? I almost got him!"

Gee Paul , how do you keep your but so firm ?

I don't know what to do with my hands

DID I COME FIRST WITHOUT YOUR HELP PAUL

Please untie me Paul  and I'll say anything you want. 

I told tammy, "do not use starch when you wash the suit"

If I took the wing off, I'm sure Ted could make it look like a real car!!

Jason Bolleyo

Hurry Paul, i feel something squishy in my pants and its running down my legs!

WOW !!!....I barely was able to get around the 52 car!......

For Sale, Low Mileage SPRINT CAR. I von'te be under sold!

Thank god they didn't catch me cheating!!!

Don't just stand there dude...Say something!

And these straps help my depends stay on even when they're full.

I need more power!!!!

This thing isnt enough, I NEED MORE!!

I'M Ready!!!! Anyone want to race???